Hello, I just update?

Okay hye hey hello and Assalamualaikum! :D Okay I know, dah lama tak update blog, I know I know.It wasnt on purpose.I had to, eh, no, I HAVE TO SHARE mama's laptop yea yea so faham lah kan? -.-' Tunggulah, kalau kalau dapat Vaio Merah semerah colour Dell si Kamal, or takpun, Dell macam Kamal tapi colour biru macam Aldin, perhaps? (HAHA pening dah, tu lah, bungkus kepala dengan tuala lagi :P )
I know, there are some girls and boys who are missing me out there.I know I know, ah, dont deny, aaaw hahah bodoh.Okay some lah, some kan? Mimi, Syiqin, Lisal, I know you miss me, you just didnt post it on my wall, you were too shy, kan kan? HAHA.Just look at Bai and Abu, depa mengaku, well, not literally, but I know they missed me teeeheeeeeee :D

Tengok tu.It's proven kan? Tak cukup lagi ke? Nah ni lagi satu,

Okay diorang tanya where was I for the past few days, see see, terharu aaaaww HAHA.

Ehem.Be serious please, okay dude? Good.Topic for today is, Women drive lagi laju than Men, fact or mitos? Yes, this is the topic of the day.I was thinking to post about this because I drive faster than my dad does ngeheheh.And Papa selalu marah sebab tak tekan brake.Yea why oh why? Ugh.Okay memang patut tekan brake pun, ye lah, you win Pa, congrats -.-' And I failed my driving test sebab laju sangat and tak selalu break, ouch.Its okay, repeat nanti, I'll try to be cool when driving, I'll kill the feeling of nak balik cepat sebab panas tu :P
Well, do women drive faster than guys? True of false? Based on the statistic (HAHA babun tipu), based on my observation, yes, women drive faster than guys.But accident, hum, it can happen to anyone, yes ANYONE.Means, nenek yang drive pun boleh accident lah! Haih.
Example one.Simple.My mom.My mom drives so fast, sampai boleh dapat air-cond free from nature.Bila bukak tingkap, semua benda terkeluar tingkap.Twisties, botol air Twister or 100Plus, tudung Achik, or even duit nak bayar tol yang seringgit tu pun boleh melayang! Tol yang tinggi sikit tak risau sangat since we have Touch n' Go! Hell yeah! Mama kalau drive, whoah, dahi boleh benjol sebab terlanggar tingkap or pintu.Kalau balik Kelantan, lagi lah whoah, kalau meter yang tunjuk speed tu boleh jerit, mesti dia jerit macam ni, 'Hey lek lek! Laju ni, tak sempat nak tunjuk speed dah ni!' Yes! Because, Mama drive sampai 140km/h plus! Less, harapan, kadang-kadang je less.Serious.Thats why the we only take 7 hours to get to Kl from Kelantan or from Kelantan to Kl (tolak traffic jam sebab kalau ada traffic jam um around 11 hours jugak lah).But if Papa is the one who drives and be the 'pilot-of-the-day', the journey may take around 9 hours -.-'
Second example.As we can see, mostly, women bila baru dapat license and drive manual punya kereta, they'll drive carefully, okay, slowly.But mula-mula je.Bila dah pakai auto, ahaaaa, they will show their true colour.Takde dah nak bawak 50km/h, paling kurang pun 100km/h ah, serious, haa.Tapi, bila dah buang sticker P and diganti dengan sticker Petronas or Baby on Board or maybe Hot Chick on Board, whoalah, mesti nak drive macam dalam movie Too Fast Too Furious tu kan? Kan kan kan? Cakap ye cepat! Okay good.
Tapi, huh, my furious becomes too fast (erk, macam mana eh nak cakap, figure out sendiri lah) when Dot drives.He drives like fulamak walah lajugilanakmati and perut macam, whoah, lari lari to the left and to the right.I didnt wear seatbelt at that time, so heh, to the left to the left and to the right ah teheee :D Psst, cant wait to ehem observe or gain experience (HAHA) in Kamal's car.Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaa.Nanti jadi macam cowboy ke? Or sampai tak cecah tanah? Or sampai menjerit 'Nak keluar nak keluar! and slam the doors? We'll see.If dah gain experience, I'll tell you how (;

Oh additional info.Do you know that we can get cancer by eating hangus food? Do you know that? Do you? Haaa, there you go, dah tahu kan? Tada! So, during bbq, jangan kipas kuat sangat or jangan letak ayam atas api tu lama sangat tau! :D
Dah.Nak cari cucumber.I ate some roti and sausage hangus just now.Pfft.Next time nak rebus jelah roti and sausage, taknak goreng dah! Huh!

Babe, I'm curious and curiousity can kill.You know that dont you?