Give me Sony Vaio and I'll shut my mouth up

Cepatlah Papa beli katil baru so that seterusnya boleh beli sebijik Sony VAIO
or
Cepatlah masuk U so that boleh mintak sebijik Sony VAIO
Sebab apa?
I cant stand my adik, seriously I cant

Rain, rain go away, please come again another day?

Somehow, I miss my dad when he's not around because;
He wakes me up every morning, better than my mom does -_____________-"
He's helpful although he's quite lazy
He always there when I have to face hardships
He always tries to talk to me eventhough he knows that I have no mood to talk to him
He tries to make me laugh although he knows that he's kinda annoying
And yea, I love my dad , although he always pissed me off
Please come home, cepat
Ceh, macam la Papa tu kat Russia ke, London ke, Kelantan je puuuuun -________-"

You'll miss me, oh, now you do!